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imtommay:

asylum is by far the best season of american horror story 

tsundereteen:

the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better



unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

davidisbeyonce:

david guetta way from me

snapchatting:

death is inevitable, and if i’m going to die it’s going to be spectacular or i’m not dying at all. so that’s why you’re tying me to this rocket

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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"Sometimes I want to ask God why He allows poverty, famine, and injustice when He could do something about it, but I’m afraid He might just ask me the same question."
-– `Abdu’l-Bahá (via cosmogyros)

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

nuttedsohard:

i feel so bad for everyone that can’t handle spicy food

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